the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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