I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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