Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm wearing men's underwear
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