Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Will exercising make me less horny?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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