absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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