well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
