he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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