ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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