"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Vodka?
Forever.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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