Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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