In the future we'll all be gay
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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