I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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