Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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