I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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