He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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