what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There are leaves in my underwear?
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