I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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