he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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