i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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