Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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