shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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