He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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