Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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