I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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