Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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