who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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