There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
And then he peed in my hair
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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