i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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