I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My vagina just clenched in fear
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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