"it" just moved
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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