I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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