I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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