margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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