no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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