We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my sisters under your porch take her home
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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