is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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