yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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