help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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