tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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