he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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