we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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