Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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