What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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