Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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