Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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