I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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