Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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