Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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