White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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