Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The air was thick with penises
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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