I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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