You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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