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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

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(954): View more from Florida

the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

and the officer said have you been drinking

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and i said NOO SIR.

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and he said, I am a woman.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth

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well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth

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(661): View more from California

Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

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(941): View more from Florida

I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'

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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!

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