let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Alive.
So much puke
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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