So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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