"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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